SoapX is made in small numbered batches. Every batch gets one line here. A batch number is never used twice.
The log
| Batch | Formula | Status | Dropped | Sold out |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 001 | Winter (W), 1L | In preparation | To be announced | Not yet |
| 000 | Sample round | Ordered 17 October 2026 | Never sold | Not for sale |
First Dibs hears the date first. Join First Dibs at the foot of this page.
Batch 000: the sample round
Before anything gets a real batch number, it is tested. Batch 000 is our first set of samples, ordered on 17 October 2026. Every sample goes through Sunday Service, and only the ones that pass go into Batch 001.
| Code | Sample | Status |
|---|---|---|
01S:000-alpha.1 |
Citrus pre wash | Ordered |
02S:000-alpha.1 |
Snow foam concentrate | Ordered |
02W:000-alpha.1 |
Winter snow foam, our own custom formula | Ordered |
03X:000-alpha.1 |
Alkaline wheel cleaner | Ordered |
05S:000-alpha.1 |
Car shampoo | Ordered |
06S:000-alpha.1 |
Iron fallout remover | Ordered |
08S:000-alpha.1.001 |
Ceramic spray sealant | Ordered |
08S:000-alpha.1.002 |
Spray wax | Ordered |
08S:000-alpha.1.003 |
Rinse wax | Ordered |
PX08:000-alpha.1 |
Air freshener, strawberry | Ordered |
Status moves through Ordered, Testing, then Passed or Back to the lab. The story so far is on the SoapX story timeline.
How to read a batch code
Every SoapX bottle carries one code. A bottle from Batch 001 will read like 02W:001-alpha.1.017. Some of it is for you. Some of it is for us.
| Part | Means |
|---|---|
02W |
Product and formula: No.02 Snow Foam, Winter |
001 |
Batch number. 000 is the sample round, which is never sold |
alpha |
CLASSIFIED |
1 |
CLASSIFIED |
017 |
Your bottle number, written by hand |
No, we will not tell you what the middle means. Collect enough bottles and you might work it out.
How batches work
- Numbered. Each run has a batch number, and each bottle carries its own full code on the batch sticker.
- Matching numbers. In a wash rig, all three bottles carry the same number, so rig 017 is 01W, 02W and 05W all ending in .017.
- Sunday at 19:00. A new batch only ever goes public at this time, straight after Sunday Service.
- First Dibs hears first. It is told 48 hours earlier.
- It comes back. The core range returns as a new batch. The number does not.
Who it is for
The Two Bucket Gang. Two buckets, always.
