KNOW YOUR ENEMY

The Enemies List

Every crew needs something to stand against. The Two Bucket Gang has two arch enemies, and they work as a pair. Report all sightings with #SoapXLab.

The Arch Enemies: Gary and Ken

Wanted for repeated strikes on freshly washed vehicles. They work together. They have never been caught.

SoapX • Two Bucket GangNotice No. 001
Wanted The Arch Enemies
Gary the herring gull, shown as a plush toy
GaryHerring gull • The brains Wanted forRepeated strikes on freshly washed vehicles. Last seen above a black hatchback. Approach with an umbrella.
Ken the feral pigeon, shown as a plush toy
KenFeral pigeon • The other one Wanted asAccomplice. Operates in car parks. Does not move for cars. Easily led. If seen, do not feed.
Reward: none.They are protected by law. Your bonnet is not. Report sightings to @soapx_uk with #SoapXLab
Case file Gary Ken
Species Herring gull Feral pigeon
Rank Arch Enemy. The brains. Arch Enemy. The other one.
Patch Seafronts, retail parks, anywhere with chips. Multi storey car parks, station forecourts, your street.
Method Planned strikes from height. Waits until you have finished drying. No method. Volume.
Prefers Black paint, fresh wax, sunroofs. Whatever is underneath.
Known for Eye contact. Not moving for cars.
Weakness None recorded. Bread.
Legal status Protected by law. Protected by law. Unbelievable.
Status At large. At large. Probably on your roof.

If the Arch Enemies have paid you a visit, do not let it sit. Our guide covers what to do about bird droppings on car paint.

Report a sighting

  1. Photograph the evidence.
  2. Tag @soapx_uk and #SoapXLab.
  3. Name the suspect.

No birds were harmed in the making of this list. All wild birds are protected by law, and quite right too.